Our Best Selling Items!
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JUST FARTED TEE
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CHINESE CHEMICALS TEE
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BACKSHOT TEE
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C OR P TEE
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LEBRON TEE
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GAMBLE TEE
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KETAMEAN TEE
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HIGH INCOME TEE
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GAMBLING ADDICT TEE
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WHERE MY HUG TEE
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CERTIFIED TEE
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B-JOBS TEE
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"Snagged this thing up while it was limited time! Shipping is fast, printing looks great and shirt is comfy."
—Alexis H.
"OMG I'm so mf obsessed!!"
—Jenny L.
"Fun shirt. Whether it's true or not, I will not say."
—Mesut G.
Celebrity Customers!
Here are some familiar faces who we are lucky to have as customers!
Italian Bach has over 2.5m followers across tiktok and instagram, and has featured a number of our shirts in his video skits, even wearing one of our shirts for his interview on the incredibly popular 'Saving Grace' podcast with GK Barry.
Jynxzi was the most popular Twitch streamer in the world in March 2024. Another customer spotted him wearing one of our shirts in one of his recent streams and sent us this screenshot!
Mashtag has over 2.2m followers across Tiktok and Instagram and is often seen wearing our shirts in his videos! He is now an official affiliate for Orbital, receiving comission from his sales. If you are interested in promoting our shirts and earning commission, then visit https://orbitalclothingbrand.goaffpro.com/
FAQs
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes we ship to (almost) all countries worldwide! We have warehouses in USA, UK and Europe!
How long will my order take?
You'll get an up to date shipping time estimate at checkout! But to most countries estimated delivery time is 3-7 working days! That includes dispatch and shipping time!
Where is my order?
You should get your tracking details around 1-4 working days after you place your order! Please do check your junk emails too!
Will I be charged customs or import fees for international orders?
Please note some international orders will occasionally be charged customs or import charges upon arrival in the destination country. We are not responsible for these charges.
If you are ordering from the UK or Europe, you shouldn't be charged duties at customs in almost all cases. It can happen from time to time, but the vast majority of orders do not get charged as we pay for the duties upfront on your behalf.
Where are you Based?
We are based in the USA, however we have warehouses all over the world so we can get your shirts out to you as quickly as possible! We have warehouses in UK, USA, Canada, Australia and Europe!
What size should I order
You can find a size chart in the product description on every page! If you prefer a slightly oversized feel then we recommend ordering 1 size up!
How do you print your clothes?
We use the latest DTG (that's direct to garment!) printing tech to quickly produce our print on demand shirts! We use environmentally friendly water based inks that last for years as well, so your tees can be a staple of your wardrobe for years to come!
What is Alza Clothing?
Alza Clothing is your go to place to get the funniest and most viral shirts online. We are a studio that make the best graphic tees you've ever seen!
I'm offended by one of your shirts
Then please grow up
Do you accept t-shirt design submissions?
Yes! Please use our contact page.